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June 30, 2005
Question: How do I dump someone who won’t let go?
ANSWER: Must I teach two plus two? Must I teach how to tie your shoe? Don’t be an idiot. Buy a dump certificate!
Give her name and address – we’ll take it and do the rest.
IT WORKS, numbskull!
Wizard
June 9, 2005
Question: I’m going out with a girl and she keeps hugging other boys and calling me stuff like dick and twat but she says she’s only joking. Should i dump her or not?
ANSWER: You should tell her to stop calling you names like that. What kind of girl is she, anyway? If she doesn’t stop, find another – there are many out there who are better.
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